boyextraordinary: Michio Hoshino, a Japanese photographer known for his wildlife photography, was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. This was the last photo he took.
Hell
ellliiieeelove: remember me ^______^
Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plost Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?
donia elmayergi, hi c: 
